My In-Laws Put All My Scissors in Sugar. I Thought It Was a Prank — Then I Learned Why

My In-Laws Put All My Scissors in Sugar. I Thought It Was a Prank — Then I Learned Why

When we came back from our trip, I expected to find the house exactly as we had left it. Maybe a few dishes moved around, maybe the plants watered a little too generously. But I definitely did not expect to walk into the kitchen and find every pair of scissors I owned standing blade-first in a giant bowl of sugar.

Kitchen scissors. Craft scissors. The little pair I keep in the junk drawer. Even my old sewing scissors were there, half-buried like some strange household ritual.

Next to the bowl was a note from my in-laws: